I AM COMING FOR YOU ALL.

May 30

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May 22

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I was going to sleep but I decided I’m not going to be quiet anymore. To be completely honest, I’m stuck at my mother’s house and I’m done pretending I’ll be alright. That I won’t suffer depression constantly, that I won’t be insulted or berated by the woman who gave birth to me, that I will feel happy or I won’t feel guilty about hating my mother. The truth is I know I won’t recover so long as I’m stuck here with her in a dying town with very little jobs.

So as much as I hate to ask, I really REALLY need help. I’m halfway to the goal I need to buy myself a plane ticket but at the rate I’m going it’ll take too long, I’m honestly afraid for my self control. I’ve been so depressed lately that I find myself wondering what the quickest way to die would be. I hate feeling like this but I can’t keep pretending I don’t need help.

I’ll offer what I can, a drawing or written work of your choosing. For any amount you can spare. I don’t care if it’s a nickel at this point, every cent helps and I need help.

I understand if you’re like me and can’t spare money to those who need it, so please at least spread this around? I hate asking for help because sometimes I just feel like I don’t deserve it but no one deserves to be ignored when they cry out for help. So please? Help me out a little bit? I promise I’ll be graceful for anything you give me.

YOUR LORD HAS CHECKED OUT THE RECENT GAMING NEWS ONLINE.

AND HE IS DISPLEASED BY WHAT HE HAS SEEN. CAN YOU PATHETIC MORTALS NOT DO ANYTHING RIGHT, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO ADD MORE NUMBERS TO LOOK IMPRESSIVE, NOT GO THE ROUTE OF SUBTRACTING THE SHIT OUT OF IT.

THE TELEVISION IS ALSO BORING, YOU SHOULD ONLY HAVE IT AS A MINOR OPTION, NOT THE MAJORITY. BAH, YOU HUMANS WILL CONTINUE TO MAKE MORE SHITTY DECISIONS, YOUR LORD SEES THIS TO BE THE TRUTH IN THE FUTURE, WITH MORE GAMES SNUFFED OUT BY THE THOUSANDS.

GOOD LUCK FINDING SOMETHING THAT’S GOOD YOU PATHETIC, SOFT WASTES OF SKIN.